NECA = SHOULD DIE NOW

Since PTK's servers have submitted themselves to Epic Server Fail a while ago, I decided to write this on my Epic Win blog.

NECA's head is A LOT harder than Captain Barbel's Epic Barbanium Barbel.

Rather than making a step to hire Jerry Macaluso and other better sculptors, they ~

1. Spend money on crap like Twilight and super fail quality control.

2. Shelved epic characters like Dante in exchange for GAY bastards like Edward Cullen and ever-deserving-to-die bitches like Bella Swann.

3. Put the names of their FAILED sculptors, they're so even proud of it, on the packaging (so that we know who to blame)

4. Making UNIMPROVED but even WORSE variants of their CHEAP PLASTIC crap:

and yes, they did.
Fuck you NECA. FUCK YOU REALLY.
Ryu's CAST-OFF Gi ("for ghey collectorz" according to our epic friend) was just switched to Ken.

Those Variants are so not worth it b'coz ~
Recycled mold / repaint = EVEN LOWER quality.
Pay the same price = WTF!!!

Although C. Viper is acceptable for customizing a Michael Jackson Smooth Criminal (because NECA are Criminals. They are a BIG disappointment to Fans).
C. Viper is the only one whose worth praising in all SF figures made by NECA JUST BECAUSE another company is YET TO MAKE A FIGURE OF HER.

It's also not an excuse with regards to the artwork imitation of NECA and their poor transition to 3D models.
Because they were UNABLE to stay faithful to the artwork in the First Place and that BANDAI was able to do it PERFECTLY EVEN ON SMALLER SCALES!

It only proves that Japanese or those with good ties with the Japanese are the best in sculpting action figures. After all, Japanese are the ones who made the SF Franchise.

NECA is like (OR MUCH WORSE) than any FAILED Hollywood Studio that wants to make another Box Office Flopper Street Fighter Movie. Soon, we will see Hollywood making a movie "Legend of Cammy" starring:

Miley Cyrus as Cammy White
Zac Efron as Charlie Nash
Christine "Bella Shitass-bitch" Stewart as Sakura Kasugano
Robert "Cedric Fucked-by-Hadgrid Cullen" Pattinson as Ryu
Kirsten "Dunce" Dunst as Chun-Li AGAIN.

With NECA being the company to make the official bullshit merchandise.

Isn't that fucking cool?

Capcom, you better start being wise on who you'd give the license.

GIVE IT TO SQUARE-ENIX BECAUSE THEY MADE YOUR CONTROVERSIAL BIOHAZARD 5 MORE THAN PWNAGE!!!