THIRTEEN, 13, XIII = The Unlucky number!!!

There is a certain Play Arts set which is sickening me up to no end until now.

Just thinking about how much of a frenzy it would bring in the future is making my temperature rise up to the point of people mistaking me having A(H1N1).

However, what makes me sickened more are those fascinated newbies who aren't really into Play Arts or not even into Square-Enix games in the first place but will jump in just because of fascination and just because they happened to have enough moolah to fap on the Shiva Bike Yuri-fest, Lightning, Oerba-dia-Vaniloli, Snow Michaelis, brokeback Odin...and Sazh's afro hair and take the first hand from the poor poor penniless VETERANS.

It's making toy collecting look more like Thomas Hobbes' Lycan Theory more than Schrodinger's Cat or Laplace's Demon turned into a Play Arts figure.

Zetsubo-shitta. Eien no Zetsubo-shitta!

Really despicable.

I remember the time when I had to rush on a cold Wednesday night (damn, to think all my jackets are in the laundry too), right after my first day of Final Exams just to get a Zack Fair Play Arts figure...which turned out to be my first and last chance of having the damn porcupine-headed handsome bastard.

Thank you, Zack. I had a flu after that. <_<


...and then, Reimi. I feel like bitchslapping Reimi Saionji right now. Edge, don't stop me. I want her slapped. Really! <_<

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...but there's only one way to relieve this:

*sends thousands of e-mails to any store that will possibly open preorders*

:D

NECA = SHOULD DIE NOW

Since PTK's servers have submitted themselves to Epic Server Fail a while ago, I decided to write this on my Epic Win blog.

NECA's head is A LOT harder than Captain Barbel's Epic Barbanium Barbel.

Rather than making a step to hire Jerry Macaluso and other better sculptors, they ~

1. Spend money on crap like Twilight and super fail quality control.

2. Shelved epic characters like Dante in exchange for GAY bastards like Edward Cullen and ever-deserving-to-die bitches like Bella Swann.

3. Put the names of their FAILED sculptors, they're so even proud of it, on the packaging (so that we know who to blame)

4. Making UNIMPROVED but even WORSE variants of their CHEAP PLASTIC crap:

and yes, they did.
Fuck you NECA. FUCK YOU REALLY.
Ryu's CAST-OFF Gi ("for ghey collectorz" according to our epic friend) was just switched to Ken.

Those Variants are so not worth it b'coz ~
Recycled mold / repaint = EVEN LOWER quality.
Pay the same price = WTF!!!

Although C. Viper is acceptable for customizing a Michael Jackson Smooth Criminal (because NECA are Criminals. They are a BIG disappointment to Fans).
C. Viper is the only one whose worth praising in all SF figures made by NECA JUST BECAUSE another company is YET TO MAKE A FIGURE OF HER.

It's also not an excuse with regards to the artwork imitation of NECA and their poor transition to 3D models.
Because they were UNABLE to stay faithful to the artwork in the First Place and that BANDAI was able to do it PERFECTLY EVEN ON SMALLER SCALES!

It only proves that Japanese or those with good ties with the Japanese are the best in sculpting action figures. After all, Japanese are the ones who made the SF Franchise.

NECA is like (OR MUCH WORSE) than any FAILED Hollywood Studio that wants to make another Box Office Flopper Street Fighter Movie. Soon, we will see Hollywood making a movie "Legend of Cammy" starring:

Miley Cyrus as Cammy White
Zac Efron as Charlie Nash
Christine "Bella Shitass-bitch" Stewart as Sakura Kasugano
Robert "Cedric Fucked-by-Hadgrid Cullen" Pattinson as Ryu
Kirsten "Dunce" Dunst as Chun-Li AGAIN.

With NECA being the company to make the official bullshit merchandise.

Isn't that fucking cool?

Capcom, you better start being wise on who you'd give the license.

GIVE IT TO SQUARE-ENIX BECAUSE THEY MADE YOUR CONTROVERSIAL BIOHAZARD 5 MORE THAN PWNAGE!!!

The most epic chat session EVER.

CAIN NOX :: Shin Rengoku Hyouya: This fucking life is hilarious after all

CAIN NOX :: Shin Rengoku Hyouya: Especially if you live in the FAILIPPINES

Cain Nox’s Lucky Cousin: i like that failippines lmao

CAIN NOX :: Shin Rengoku Hyouya: Yes, I got two blogs. One serious (the backyard) and one for fun (deus ex escathon: God out of the Apocalypse)

CAIN NOX :: Shin Rengoku Hyouya: Failippines is the new name of our country of origin!

Cain Nox’s Lucky Cousin: haha

CAIN NOX :: Shin Rengoku Hyouya: Coined since Estrada went to position and is being continued to be used until the worst, which is the midget, came in the Malas-canang palace

Cain Nox’s Lucky Cousin: hahaha

Cain Nox’s Lucky Cousin: u should right about that

CAIN NOX :: Shin Rengoku Hyouya: yeah right

CAIN NOX :: Shin Rengoku Hyouya: Right now, the issue is reviving death penalty just because of a girl that got raped daw pero hindi naman. Kinidnap lang talaga

[ Right now, the issue is reviving death penalty just because a girl got raped. REALLY? But she wasn't. She was just kidnapped. (see my previous entry) ]

Because the girl is FUGLY. NO ONE WILL RAPE HER!

CAIN NOX :: Shin Rengoku Hyouya: WTF really

CAIN NOX :: Shin Rengoku Hyouya: Tapos there's Gabriella fussing about na may narape daw pero wala naman talagang nirape

[ Then there's Gabriella that will be fussing about that someone got raped when in reality, NO ONE WAS RAPED ]

CAIN NOX :: Shin Rengoku Hyouya: Gabriella is the most fucking retarded feminist association in the world

CAIN NOX :: Shin Rengoku Hyouya: Since that Fucking Ass Subic Rape Case na si Daniel Smith naman talaga yung nirape

[ Since that Fucking Ass Subic Rape Case when in reality, Daniel Smith was the one who got raped. ]

CAIN NOX :: Shin Rengoku Hyouya: Nirape ni Nicole. Nicole only made a fuss just so that she can go to America

[ Raped by Nicole. Nicole only made a fuss just so that she can go to America ]

CAIN NOX :: Shin Rengoku Hyouya: Haay social climbing bitches

CAIN NOX :: Shin Rengoku Hyouya: and Daniel Smith's life was raped. He went to the military to save up for his studies.

CAIN NOX :: Shin Rengoku Hyouya: Now that he was branded rapist because of some pathetic bitch, his life is worse than raped

CAIN NOX :: Shin Rengoku Hyouya: (and why did Daniel Smith went to the Neptune Bar in the first place?)

CAIN NOX :: Shin Rengoku Hyouya: Simple.

CAIN NOX :: Shin Rengoku Hyouya: FAILIPPINES IS A FUCKING BORING PLACE TO BEGIN WITH. GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!

Seriously, for 20 fucking years

(since the end of the reign of the SICK Cory Aquino whose youngest daughter is the most annoying bitch in the Failippines and that the old lady should say good-bye...can't blame mortality),

I'm stuck in the FAILIPPINES.

Though you may have lived more. Well, during the good old times that is, I'm currently living in the worst place to spend the modern times!

If making a fuss involving an American guy would make you go to America faster...or out of FAILIPPINES:

Hah, don't count me in. FUCK YOU NICOLE. You put shame into Filipino women!!!

I'm now starting to learn Mind Over Matter thinking that I'm not in Failippines but some other place like Tralalalalala Land.

Oh you touched my tralala...

TRAP! XD

Girl got raeped = Drug Lords BEWARE?

"Because of the kidnapping and raping of a daughter of a narcotics agent in Baguio; the government is considering about reviving the Death Penalty as the punishment for drug-pushing." - Morning NEWS

LOL

EPIC LOL.

FAILIPPINES is yet to capture a REAL drug lord (and if ever Failippines did, I musn't have been born yet at that time...oh wait, they did captured one: Jess "Goldfinger" Ramos but I only read about him in a history book. Oh well! <_< ) and if they do revive the damn Death Penalty, these things will CERTAINLY happen
1. Epic Win Vatican fussing at the Epic Fail Failippines
2. A lot of fall guys will be executed
3. A lot of innocent people that look like drug addicts may be involved, when in reality, those people are just NEETs that drank too much alcohol or something similar.

Haaay...

Having an "Anarchist" Political Stand is so comfortable.
I don't have to nod to the government like a bobble head at all. ^_^6

(and I don't collect bobble heads either)

Attention you TWILIGHTARDS that know BlazBlue

Even if I effing love Gii (the extremely abused bat) more than anyone in BlazBlue; my personality is undeniably and definitely closest to Jin Kisaragi.

So who the hell is Jin Kisaragi? Is he some guy whose distantly related to Yuffie the FF balls-grabber or Eiji-ninja-dude?

"Soon, you will be taking a bath like this IN YOUR OWN BLOOD!" - Jin

Jin; dubbed as the False Hero, a young man wielding a sword of ice called "Yukianesa" and fights in the graceful sword arts close to "Iaito." His birthday is February 14th (also Valentine's day AND "Kisaragi" is the archaic Japanese term for FEBRUARY) and he is secretly (not shown in the game but in the biography) a collector of Vintage Motorcycles. He has good looks close to Ky Kiske but his personality is that of a slashfest maniac that doesn't care about his comrades especially those who DON'T agree with him; obsessed about anything that catches his fancy (and treats as a nuisance anything that he doesn't like) and is jealous with the over-achievers (DEKISUGIRU-TEMME!!!)

So why the hell did I said I'm like Jin Kisaragi?

First, I am a collector...though not secretly but effing obviously, I collect action figures that catches my attention well. Take note also that, I get OVERLY obsessed with something that catches my fancy. Square-Enix Play Arts, Large-Scale JAPANESE action figures, Queen's Blade Revoltechs, what-effing-not.

Secondly, I treat anything and anyone that I don't like as a nuisance. I can even have murderous intents, that if only I'm allowed to kill those persistent motherf---ers, I could've done it as soon as possible.

"DAMATTERO. Konou Kyuketsuki no daisuki-temme wa..."

So I don't fucking care about the fucking overrated Twilight Saga having a sequel movie "NEW MOON."

Fuck off, get the Bella-fuckers off my face. If you are a Twilightard yourself, learn to shut your fucking fake-vampire-sucker mouth and stop shoving on my face that FAG named Edward Cullen or Jacob Black or anyone else in that Gaijin garbage or I'll certainly hunt you down in real life and have you plunged into eternal damnation to purgatory ice nights (ie: Rengoku Hyouya). ~ KISAMAAAAA!!!

Oh my Fawking Gawd~Makoto Nanaya is a Harry Potter drooler-britch! 0_0;

(Though I can tolerate Harry Potter fans more because Harry Potter kinda symbolize Carl Clover thanks to that small bit from the epic site called "The Fighter's Generation." Carl Clover is Jin's former comrade, btw, but he became a vigilante and he's also out to kill you.)

"Kisama wa nanda? Kisama wa...nanda?" Kisama wa nananda? KISAMA WA NANANDA?!"

Lastly, I'm most definitely harmless and very effing nice to Twilightards who know their place and so they shut up about their Gaijin bullshit but most likely, I'm a "defender" of Square-Enix and Anime/Japanese Pop Culture enthusiasts who gets shoved off in real life by those assholes that suck Stephenie Meyer's bitching trash. That gives me a (very, whatever) small air of being a "hero" but since I'm like a psycho (actually, sometimes more psychotic than Jin) whenever I see something I hate, that "heroism" is regarded as "false."

"Omae, shinnei."

...and of course, YOU have the right to know more about me, not just those bluffs about some BlazBlue guy that happened to be my soulmate.

So, what the hell am I in reality?

I'm currently in college, studying a computer-related course and reading about the End of the World during break times (hence the nickname Escathon / Eschaton)...but my ambition is never related to my course. Not even once ~

What the hell do I want to be?

My real dream is to be a Jack of All Trades and someone who's not too dumb but not too smart...but enough to slap the face of any smartass who boasts lofty recognitions such as being at the top of the class but doesn't even know Mr. Webster enough and is groping the vampire scratch pole cheeks of "Mistress Stephenie Meyer" (OHH BDSM!) like a lesbian or fag with no life at all.

...and why the fuck do I hate Twilight?

Because I wasted time reading that bullshit last December, definitely missing out on the epic video game Dissidia Final Fantasy and levelling up the super pretty boy Kuja whose thong can fuck off any Twilightard along with his Ultima. "KIETE NAKU NARE!!!"

...and why the fucking ass did I even read it?

Just to get along with my classmates. Those motherfuckers with no life that fill our classroom with Twilight trash EVEN IF the subject is all about Religion. I'm an Atheist myself (I see God as a food for the brain, pure knowledge but never someone to believe in for whatever reason) but I respect the effing subject and does not shove not even a grain of vampire shit on my kind professor's eye-glassed face. Hence, I got great marks.

"Fuck you Cullen. First, you stole my name...and then, your fucking bitches are bitching to my fangirls that you're better?!"

ELHOQ ~ He's got hot ass.

PS: Ragna the Sexy Edge's ASS is hotter by 9001 times than the face of Robert Pattinson.

NECA is absolutely FAIL

WARNING: POST CONTAINS EPIC NECA BASHING. NECA FANS, LOOK AWAY NOW BECAUSE THIS IS JUST SADLY THE TRUTH~








The epic failure of the Twilight and Stephenie Meyer stinky ass-kisser toy company called "NECA" in making Resident Evil 5 (Biohazard 5) Action Figures in the ACTUAL LIKENESS of the handsome Chris and the adorable Sheva had been emphasized by the real epic win Square-Enix Play Arts KAI and Hot Toys:

(...and I thank this certain person in Tsuki for the close-up of the NECA Biohazards.)

...another epic NECA fail emphasized by small Bandai Street Fighter 4 Figures.

The Official SF4 Ryu Artwork:

NECA Big Crap: Ryu King Kong-face and Biiiig nostril!

Bandai's Sweet Small Thing: HANDSOME. Nuff said.

...and real EPIC FAIL of NECA on the Castlevania Alucard:


NECA Failucard: Beheaded by my super badass pretty boy mod ~ Alucloud!

Konami Alucard = Awesome but rare... :(

Now the toy company is definitely to be defined as ~
NOT ENDEARING and COPYRIGHT ASSHOLES